** Please don't copy and paste letters. And I don't want to have any more children, nor do I have enough bedrooms for more. I want someone with adult children, no children, doesn't want any or can’t have any. Thank you!

I'm very easy-going, calm, fun and love to joke around.
I like playful banter and sarcasm.
I am cautious which comes across as serious.
I'm blunt and I often talk before I think (working on that). I'm matter-of-fact.
I've been told I'm passive-aggressive.
I avoid drama.
I'm a simple man. No-nonsense, humble, emotionally-stable and practical.
I don't like to be the center of attention (except a little from my woman).
I don't like fighting or yelling and I don't have a temper except when around bad drivers.

I won't go out for fine dining, expensive shopping or attend art exhibits or an opera.
I'm a blue-jeans-and-T-shirt kind of man.
I only wear a suit to a wedding or a funeral.
I'm a gentleman and I respect women.
I want to be happy the rest of my life and be in love with someone who truly loves me back.

I don't read books or magazines.
I don't chew gum.
I don't order out for food- I go get it myself.
I do not drink wine, hot coffee, hot tea or energy drinks (but I do like caramel iced coffee).
I've never smoked or done drugs and I rarely drink, but if I do, it’s a beer with a friend or a tropical drink on vacation.
I believe in God, but I don’t go to church and I've never read the bible.
And please don't try to convert me to your religion.
I don't have a criminal past and I don't own a gun.
I don't own a pet, either. I'm allergic to most, and I prefer someone with no pets. I don't want pet fur all over nor my home to stink like a pet.

I won't skydive, bungy jump, rock climb, go in a hot air balloon, ride roller coasters, etc. I'm not into BDSM or have a foot fetish (weird).

I used to play drums with 2 friends playing classic rock music. I like to go to concerts, sporting events, the beach and travel. I like shooting pool or darts. I used to play golf a lot and bowl in leagues and play softball. I have been to 43 of 50 US states, 6 provinces of Canada, 2 Caribbean cruises, Mexico 4x and Colombia. I've never been to Europe, but I would love to go to Spain and Italy.

I have a degree in Business Management with honors and I have owned 2 businesses and 3 houses, but since being divorced, I can't afford to buy a house alone. I'm a licensed life & health insurance agent, but I no longer sell. I was am auto claims adjuster for 12 years.
I take care of my finances and I hope you do, too. I'm not wealthy, though.

I have been divorced since 2010. I was married 10 years to an Arabian woman. I have 3 boys: ages 24, 22 and 19. My middle son has Autism and my ex and I share custody of him, so I can't move from here. You would have to consider living here. He will never live alone.

We get some snow between December and March, but not much, and it does get cold, but the other 3 seasons here are beautiful including hot summers.

I love to kiss for a long time. I'm not going to ask you for nude or risque photos, but if you want to send some, great! I don't mind talking sexually if you want. I'll let you decide. 😁

My birthday is March 20, on the Pisces/Aries cusp, if you're into that. I'm not, really, but it's interesting.

I like slender brunettes with brown eyes and dark skin the most. (no redheads!) A beautiful smile and eyes will make my heart pound. I LOVE a good cook and need someone who can speak English well. Amo Latinas!

I'm not here for letters lasting 6+ months. I want to get married again. I'd like to find someone who is smart, calm, happy, funny, fun to be with, sexy, affectionate, playful, positive and enjoys watching or playing sports. I really want the nicest sweetheart!!
I don’t want someone who is bossy or demanding or craves control.

> I'd love to find someone who is open to experiments and sexually open-minded/bisexual and willing to invite another girl to join us. It's not required, just a wish. Tell me if you are or not in your opening line of your letter.

If you live a glamorous lifestyle, expect to be spoiled, have fake lips or wear a ton of makeup, then don't write to me. I want a simple woman. Many European women have fake lips and I don't like that. It makes them look like ducks. I'm not into huge or fake breasts, either. I love natural beauty like most American men. And if you want to be a model or an actress here in the US, please look for a man who lives in NYC, LA or Miami, not me. There are no modelling or acting jobs where I live.
I am about a 3-hour drive from Chicago and 1 hour from Detroit.

I have not met anyone from this site. I've travelled twice to meet women on other sites, but they were catfish. So, I will need a few types of proof that I am talking to the woman I see before I travel to her.

Hopefully you shave your legs, underarms and that special place. 😉 I'm not a fan of big tattoos, especially on thighs, or sleeves or tattoos of faces. I like small, hidden tattoos or none at all. I have 1 on my shoulder.

>> Since there are so many fake profiles, in your first letter, please send a photo of yourself holding up a paper with my name on it so I know I am talking to the woman I see in the profile. Also, acknowledge things from my profile and answer these questions:
Are you willing to live in the US?
Do you know anyone who lives in the US?
Are you open-minded in the bedroom (bi)?
Do you have any pets?

If your letter asks me anything that's clearly stated in my profile or is impersonable or you don't answer my questions, then I know you didn't read it and you are just sending a copy-and-paste letter. I will just delete it and block you. Pretty simple.